Santa Parti Se Raat Ko Der Se Ghar Gaya Agale Din Banta Ne Usse Pucha: Bivi Ne Kuch Kaha To Nahin? Santa: Nahin-Nahin Kuchh Khaas Nahin... Ye Do Dant To Mujhe Vaise Bhi Nikalwane Hi The
Santa: "Pike" Film Ka Dusra Part Kab Aayega? Banta: Kyon? Santa: Vo "Pike" Ke Gole Par Rahne Wali Ladkiyo Ko Bhi Dekhna Tha Mujhe
Santa Ne Banta Ko Fon Kiya Santa: Aur Banta Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Banta: Bas Prito Khana Kha Ke Hati Hai Aur Main Scotch... Scotch Sunate Hi Santa Ne Banta Ki Baat Ko Bich Men Hi Kat Diya Aur Bola "Wah Yar Maje Hain Tumhare Kaun Si Scotch Pi Rahe Ho? Banta: Are Khak Scotch Pi Raha Hu Main To Scotch Brite Se Bartan Dho Raha Hu
Santa Ka Ek Bangali Dost Santa Se Mila Aur Bola "Hamari Bangali Bhasha Sabse Mithi Hai Ham Sabko Pyar Se Bulaate Hain Jaise Bappi Da Mithun Da Pranab Da Aadi" Santa: Lo Hamari Panjabi Bhi To Aise Hi Hai Hum Bhi To Yahi Kahte Hain Bhain Da Ma Da Bhutani Da
Jyotish: Bachcha Jivan Ke Pahle 40 Saal Bahut Kasht Bhogoge! Santa: Pandit Ji Uske Baad? Jyotish: Aadat Pad Jayegi Sah Loge!
Santa: Bill Le Aao! Water: Ye Lijiye Aur Sar Tip? Santa: Kya? Water: Tip Do Na Sar! Santa: Ladki Ke Chakkar Me Mat Padna Bhai Bahut Pange Hain!